I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS WARNING!

[lvdkeyes]

I NEVER KNEW THIS!!!
INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!
A WARNING TO US ALL!!!


Shampoo Warning :
(I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!)

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and
printed *very clearly* on the shampoo label is this warning :

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start
showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads :

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!

[thaiworthy]

Ellen DeGeneres had difficulty with her shampoo directions as well. She noticed on the label a customer service number to call if you are confused about the application. She said "It says here Pour an amount into your palm about the size of a quarter and apply to the hair scrubbing vigorously. Does it have to be the size of a quarter?" she asked. "Can it be two dimes and a nickel?" While this joke is kind of lame in print, her delivery is what makes it funny. Ellen is known for her passive, low-key humor, and she reminds me of Bob Newhart. Gotta watch for those tricky shampoo bottle directions, though.

[lvdkeyes]

IMO, Bob Newhart was much funnier than Ellen could ever be.