An Appendage Like a Toadstool!

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An Appendage Like a Toadstool!

Post by fountainhall » Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:25 pm

“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
Yes, another tell-all book about Trump is about to hit the stands. Stormy Daniels, with whom of course he never had an affair - (didn't he tell us that's fake news?) - even describes the poor man's appendage. And she claims he promised not only that she would be on The Apprentice but he'd "fjx" things so she would get through at least a few rounds.
“He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea.”
Ah well! I suppose the book will sell to the National Enquirer crowd and she'll make a ton of cash. But I'm giving this one a miss. ... f-cheating

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